why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
you discover a fanfiction of your favorite character getting group fucked. excited, you click on it, only to discover that the writing is poor and the characterization is terrible.
it is a shitty shitty gang bang.
this should not have made me laugh as hard as i did